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Computer Vs Auto

February 11, 2004

Vineet sent me this kewl mail today have a look !!

At COMDEX recently, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry
with the auto industry and stated,
“If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we
would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft;

We would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have
to
reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would run on
only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would
all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation”
warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you
out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to
learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would
operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . . you’d have to press the
“Start” button to turn the engine off!

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Dipika permalink
    October 18, 2006 10:33 am

    🙂 🙂
    brilliant!!!

  2. Sohan permalink
    October 18, 2006 11:38 am

    GM wouldn’t have had the gall to do that: http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/autos.asp

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