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Sweet Insults

July 17, 2004

Beenish sent a hilarious mail, it has a list of some sweet insults, check out …

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing
7. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
11. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent!
14. Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it’s unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
27. How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

which one is for you 😉

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. komals permalink
    September 21, 2007 5:49 am

    I think most of this is you, you pen without ink [:P]

  2. March 26, 2008 11:59 am

    i did something simalar to this on a myspace blog

    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&Mytoken=29929DA0-34D0-4128-82AC15C5B5FA865839124571

    you might like it might not

    but 😀 if u do

  3. June 24, 2009 8:49 am

    I’m gonna pass this one along to my friend – she’s gonna realy like this one – thanks again!

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